Getting married can be a wonderful thing, only if you have found the right person. If you are single woman, you may feel solid in your choice but certain social situations can be frustrating. These a prime examples of situations where a 'loving aunt' or 'concerned friend' may ask why you're not married yet. The next time this happens, try these comebacks.
- “I’m a millennial! Who can afford to get married with all my student loans and avocado toast?”
- “Men my age are all dating younger women, but that’s fine because I’m having way too much fun sleeping with younger guys anyway.”
- “I don’t want to be that girl who ditches her friends when I get married, so you should be happy that I’m single.”
- “I would get married, but I’m a big fan of the cohabitation movement.”
- “If I wanted to be someone’s mom, I’d just have kids.”
- “I really can’t be bothered to have to wait at the DMV to change my name. Plus I like my name too much to give it up.”
- “I’m in enough debt already, I can’t afford someone else’s.”
- “I’d rather be alone - which I love - than feel alone with the wrong person.”
- “I like men too much to just have one.”
- “Since men have a shorter life expectancy than women, we’re all gonna be “Golden Girls” anyway, so what’s the point?”